我的『猪朋』『狗友』

我有一对很８的朋友，叫作『猪朋』『狗友』。
先介绍
『狗友』
第一印象：凶凶的，很严格，超级有原则，精打细算一毛钱都绝对不会欠。
可是后来，她受到某人的刺激下，为了脱身，拼命跟我搞绯闻。不知道原来她可以玩到那么颠的。因为她，无辜的我卷入他们的感情世界。还被封“狗男女”。不过，跟她玩还蛮开心的。有时候，她讲话比我还毒，非常绝，没有给人找到余地的。



『猪朋』
第一印象：笑的时候很可爱，圆圆的她自称水肿。后来被我们洗脑后，自称是猪。
后来她不懂受到什么刺激，应该是没有钱买爱情小说，或者她的愿望也许是当爱情小说家。她不知道为什么突然很关心我的爱情生活。
不知不觉，她成为我倾诉的对象了。

今晚，偶然的机会下，我们一起出来逛。谈心。
我本来以为
倾诉后会好过一点，
可是，
却让我更想念你。
让我更放不下你。

她曾经问过一个问题
就是你给过我什么东西

我的答案不知道怎么翻译华文
这个答案也是我想你知道的，就是

You gave me a Better Me, that is why I love you so much.

The phone is same like the owner... USELESS when in need.

Thinking deeper...

why should i scold my phone?

as the owner is just the same...

Totally useless every time in need.

Damn the phone and the owner.

Useless!!

I HATE YOU AND YOUR OWNER!

@#$%^&*()

GRRRR!!!

 :@

PEK CEK WITH HANDPHONE

When i need the phone.... the phone always low battery...

when I dont really need it... it always full battery....

DAMN!

Why emergency always came when my phone is low in battery...

When i replying ur msg, it always low battery and i cant get to charge.

Why these always happened?

Why so many BAD COINCIDENT on me??

DAMN the stupid phones!

Always out of battery when i really need it.

DAMN YOU!! I HATE YOU!!! STUPID PHONE!!!!

My friend in need but I cant help indeed.

So sudden when i get the call from him.
I can feel sadness and tears from his voice.
He hit the steel fence with his fist
All sort of vulgar words coming out of his lips
Tears drop
but I only watch in silence.

I cant do anything
I dont know what can i do for him.
I dont know how he really feel
I dont know clearly about his situation
I cant judge who is right and who is wrong
I did nothing but remain silence

He even kneel down
He tried the best to get things right
He is working very hard

and I?
did nothing in silence.
Didnt help out anything.
how useless....
then i ran away.
driving my little car around for 2 hours
just to waste the stupid slow mover times.
Starbucks Chocolate Cream Frapp is nice~
It cheers ppl's mood.
Thank you.